Sky Pilot

19 / Junior @CWU / Theatre Major / Level 12 Half-Elf Cleric

April 13, 2014 2:29 am 2:16 am

anfonymackie:

lol this little boy is trying to hit up my roommate but he

  • has no idea what to do
  • has no idea what he’s dealing with
2:10 am 2:05 am

Don’t look at me. I do what he does, just slower.

(Source: rocketrccn, via anfonymackie)

2:05 am 2:03 am
fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

(Source: loliplier, via anfonymackie)

1:53 am 1:52 am 1:50 am 1:49 am

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

(via internetcallgirl)

1:48 am

hifivesforall:

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms

(via internetcallgirl)

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